(( I’m just kind of laughing because I don’t think anyone realizes that Holly kinda does have a problem.
He associates pumpkin products with about the only thing he can enjoy 100% guilt free. He doesn’t get drunk or high, and there’s no way he can do anything to hurt anyone. In fact, it makes Feferi and Kankri happy to see him so excited and enjoying their pies. All he gets are positive responses.
The only negative response he got was from that time Terezi choked him out when he was on a caffeine high, but he blames Terezi and not himself for that. So. Yeah.
So binging on pumpkin products is kiiiiinda like his alcoholism. ))
> He was going to get up and go back to the kitchen to the pumpkin pie Feferi made.
> Heat up a slice in the microwave, then neatly and artistically place a few scoops of ice cream with it, top it all off with whipped cream and a few almonds on the top for decoration, and then eat.
> This would normally be fine.
> Except he didn’t stop at once slice or two.
> He just casually polished off the rest of the pie, and was happy as a clam to do so. Fuck the conversation with Summoner and the shitty week he’s been having, he’s got pumpkin pie and he’s going to enjoy it. And the best part? He’d enjoy it guilt free. Can’t hurt anyone or anything by eating pie.
> Luckily there was only a half of a pie left, so it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. He felt nauseous and had a mild stomach ache, but with some whining, he’d be okay.
A lieutenant? That’s cool.
That’s an interesting opinion.
trolls lovve a guy in uniform
havve you evver seen our alts go at it wwe get along famously comparativvely
2ee iif II do you any more favor2 dork
lieutenant eridan ampora
gem just likes to be an asscrumpet towwards me sometimes so dont mind him
thii2 ii2 my friiend Holly
he ii2 an enormou2 dweeb who2 two 2hy two 2ay hello two you
you’re welcome, Holly
first of all fuck you i aint a dwweeb
second of all youre a fuckin pus suckin nerd
third of all good evvenin
I CAN TRY BUT I CAN’T EXACTLY SEE MY MOUTH TO GET IT OFF.
alternativvely you could try callin someone ovver to help unhook you from the couch
or just cut off that section a fabric or wwhatevver off and go from there
((I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THAT I LIKE WILD ERIDANS))
(( WELL THIS HAPPENED AND IT WAS THE ONLY STYLE HE COULD THINK OF THAT LOOKED GOOD ON HIM SO HE’S JUST GONNA NOPE OUT OF THERE AND NOT LET TONY SEE THAT.
OH. GEM IS GEMINIDOOMED/SPARKS. MY ERIDAN, HOLLY, CALLS SPARKS ‘GEM.’ BUT YEAH I CAN HAVE HOLLY BITCH ABOUT NOT GETTING A GREETING CAUSE HE’S ACTUALLY TWO. ))
((OH YEAH OKAY I GET IT
OOOOOOOOH OKAY YEAH I KNOW GEM YEAH CAUSE THATD BE FUNNY AND TONYS REACTION WOULD BE FUNNIER))
(( YEAH AND MEANWHILE HOLLY WOULD CASUALLY DIE INSIDE FROM UTTER EMBARRASSMENT. BUT YEAH I CAN DO THAT. /o/ ))
I JUST KIND OF FLOPPED DOWN FACE FIRST AND WENT TO GET UP AND THIS WAS A THING.
ok im still laugin
but can you just take the jewwelry off
I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I???
wwere you tryin a havve sloppy makeouts wwith the couch or somethin cause thats literally the only explanation here